A cat was born with the face of a tiny businessman. The internet noticed. History was made.
“Nobody knows why he looks like that.”
“Nobody needs to.”One day, the internet discovered a cat with an impossible face.
Thick eyebrows. A tiny mustache. The expression of someone who has already seen the chart.
People stared. People posted. People asked questions.
The cat said nothing.
And that is how $STACHE was born.
WITNESS THE ORIGINAL VIRAL POST →Become impossible to scroll past.
Locate the people who understand the mission.
Keep the mustache visible at all times.
Stache knows. Stache won't tell us.
Would a cat with eyebrows like that really have a normal plan?
Different assets. Same internet energy.